Flaws

So I just watched Shane Dawson's video about flaws, and it inspired me to write a blog post about flaws. Most importantly: MY flaws.
I really didn't want to do a video blog right away about my flaws, so I thought this was the next best thing.
So here we go!! My flaws!! (Hope you enjoy this, you monsters ;) jk!!)
Number One: My acne. This really bugs me. I have acne issues, although they aren't so bad, I am very self conscious about it. They are red, and like to stay there for a while. I have NOT found an acne system that works to take them away yet. (Anyone know any good ones??)
Number Two: My stomach. I hate it, because there is this thin layer of 'flab' on it. No one notices it but me, but that does nothing to stop my paranoia about it. When I flex my ab muscles, and poke down on my stomach, my finger sinks in a bit. That makes me self conscious. Also the fact that my lower stomach sticks out more than I would like from my hip bones. And that brings us to..
Number Three: My hips, or lack thereof. I seriously have no hips, despite what my parents and friends say. There are really no noticeable curves. Its practically a straight line. This is embarrassing for me, even though it really shouldn't be.
Number Four: My knees. What? Your KNEES?? Yes, I am very self conscious about my knees. Reasons? They do NOT look alike, as my best friend Gage so kindly pointed out one day. They are different!! When I put one foot on the other knee, the space between my kneecap and shin sinks down and forms a lazy U. Like an indentation on my knee!! Also, when I am standing still, they look freaky and man-like. When I have them bent, they just look weird. like, they stick out and aren't the same shape. They are unique, but, they look gross.
Number Five: My hair. I have dry hair, which results in lots of split ends. I love my long hair, but it just loves to break off and split. Its annoying, but I can't do much about it, and oh well.
Number Six: My voice. It sounds great the way I hear it, but when I hear recordings of it, it sounds retarded and high pitched. And to go along with that is
Number Seven: My singing voice. I can sing on key, but not in a voice people want to hear. It sounds like a raccoon dying in a garbage disposal that is on the surface of the sun. While the sun is exploding. I never sing around people, only by myself do I belt out lyrics to my favorite songs, and I do not sing without music around anyone but my family. And my closest friends, like Aleese and Emma. Cuz they won't judge me!!
Number Eight: My teeth. I inherited naturally yellow teeth from my father, and hate them so much. Once my braces are off, I am immediately going to get them whitened!! (Next February I will have metal-less, white teeth!!)
Surprisingly, something that does NOT make the list is my braces. I find them wonderful, and am not self-conscious about them. I do not hate having them on, nor do I hate adjustments. I actually look forward to my adjustments. But back to the list.
Number Nine: My laugh. I personally dislike it. I find it obnoxious, loud, and really stupid sounding. Plus, I can do these really weird laughs that only Elle, Sam, Amaryssa, Aleese, McCall, Alyssa, and especially Emma have heard. Emma has even heard my hill billy laugh, and my 'Kolton' impersonation.
Number Ten: The skin around my fingers. I bite that skin so much!! When I am bored in band, in class, just bored in general, nervous, excited, happy, sad, angry...WHENEVER. It's really gross, and embarrasses me when I go for manicures, because they always make faces and tell me I need to stop. I have been doing it for fourteen years, stopping is NOT easy people!!
Number Eleven: I talk WAY too much and use WAY too many words!! I swear, I cannot stop for the life of me!! I lost my voice for a week, and STILL talked every time it got better!! I was talking and it was no more than a low whisper, and I REALLY should have stopped, because no one could understand me. I went to Emma's house, and Emma's mom was surprised at how bad it was!! Talk in your lowest whisper you can muster, now strain your voice beyond belief, add a terrible sore throat, and imagine that coming out when you tried to talk normally, in a low pitched voice. YEAH, that's how I was talking for a day or two. Then it totally went away to where no noise came out no matter what.
Number Twelve: I laugh way too much!! This goes along with my actual laugh. I laugh way too often, and it is mostly my obnoxious laugh. I listen to other peoples laughs, and if I like their laugh I usually try to mimic it, but I usually just sound like a retarded seal. I wish I could hear my REAL NATURAL laugh on tape, but whenever I laugh into a recorder, its always a fake laugh that sounds more stupid than the real one.

So, those are my flaws!! Well, the ones I could think of off of the top of my head. Who knows, more may come to me!! But for now, this is farewell. So, why don't you leave me a comment below, and tell me your flaws. Or, write your own blog post about your flaws and send me the link! I want to know what you basically hate about yourself, if that sounds wrong. Anyway, I just want to know what you find bad about yourself.

But remember, even if you can think of fifty flaws about your self, I can think of ONE HUNDRED pluses about you!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!